Granted,but your shot by other people who steal it all.

 

I wish I had a bigger house.

granted but its so big you get lost in it and starve to death trying to find your way out or to the kitchen

 

I wish I had more money

granted, but it is only $.01 more

 

I wish I had an unlimited free supply of beer at my house

Granted. You are killed in the air drop.

 

I wish the next wish would conform to the intent of the wisher.

granted, I died in the air drop.

 

I wish my work was done

granted, your fired!

 

I wish I had a girl friend

Granted,but its an insane pyscopath.

 

I wish I had a Star Destroyer.

granted, not only do you get a star destroyer, but Lego also makes ATATs!

 

I wish I was graduating college.

granted, but it's with a degree in basket weaving

 

i wish for a soft pillow

granted but you were beheaded for treason :[

 

i wish this wish won't be granted

your wish isnt granted for that half the world population dies

 

i wish that wishing worked in a world that everything goes wrong

granted, but your momma hates you now

 

i wish for bacon

Sorry I shall not corrupt bacon....bacon is good..... all hail bacon

 

I wish for some heat....it's cold in here.

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granted but your house got burned down

 

i wish to increase my post by one

granted but your NS dropped by 2k

 

i wish for more spam

Granted. But you must never eat anything else or do anything else.

 

I wish for an amazing Christmas without any troubles.

granted, you spend Christmas alone

 

I wish I had another month to get my projects done

Granted but you are one day late and so they are not accepted.

 

I wish I could get a dog.

granted, but it is a mangy, sickly three-legged creature infested with fleas, tumors, an unidentifiable skin condition and a chronic case of the winds

 

I wish I had a good secretary

 

 

granted, but it's a dude and he has a gay crush on you

 

i wish for good music

granted, but it's Judy Garland all day every day

 

I wish my dog was a puppy again

Granted but this time you can't house train him and he chews the legs off your bed.

 

I wish that good people would quit leaving IRON, and or, giving up positions.

granted, but the awards department will still work slowly

 

i wish for more time

granted but you end up procrastinating even more and waste all the extra time you get

 

I wish it would snow

Granted. An avalanche has covered your home.

 

i wish work was over.