BLUES WON

 

A rare sighting indeed.

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Granted, but it's in Somalia.

 

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

 

Granted, but nobody cares.

 

I wish someone cared.

Granted, but it was your mother and she died

 

I wish it was warmer out

granted but now it's unbearable

 

i wish for more snow

Granted, But you get snowed in.

 

 

I wish for a Klondike bar.

granted one klondike bar in a safe that you don't know how to open

 

I wish gas was cheaper

Granted, but it's poor quality and destroys your engine.

 

I wish I was a robot.

granted ,but your power supply is exhausted,

i wish for the snow to melt

Granted, but the flood destroys your house's foundation.

 

I wish for the power to strangle people over TCP/IP.

granted, but the only person you can reach is yourself because your internet connection died

 

I wish I won a million dollars tax free

Granted but Our currency no longer has any value. (LOL)

 

I wish I could spam at the speed of light!

granted but the friction of your typing out spam that fast causes your hands to combust and the computer you are spamming on to explode

 

I wish I had a good book to read

granted, but you go blind halfway through the book

 

I wish I could sleep for 12 hours

granted but it causes you to be late for an important meeting at work which pisses off your boss and gets you fired

 

I wish for a faster way to get to school in the morning

granted, you travel by snowmobile across a frozen lake, but the ice gives way and you drown

 

I wish the weekend were here

Granted, but your boss makes you work anyway.

 

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.

granted but you can't find a plane to fly

 

i wish for better office chairs at work

granted everyone else at your work gets better office chairs, while you are stuck with yours

 

I wish more places were hiring

Granted. Congratulations! You now clean toilets at the bus station wit ha toothbrush for $2.65 an hour.

 

i wish that palm tree would fall on our office while I watched from afar.

granted, but it bounced off the office building (leaving no damage) and landed on your uninsured car

 

I wish I was not in the office today

granted, you are stuck in a plane going on a business trip to North Dakota for a week stuck between two fat, smelly, sweating people.

 

I wish my computer wasn't having issues

granted but a giant fist of poop is flong at you from the pc screen.

 

I wish I had my wish granted.

granted but you got malaria

 

i wish for nothing to happen

granted, but that means all time has stopped and the universe has ended

 

I wish I was a vampire