granted but you get stuck outside in the daylight and die

 

I wish Syd the viscious would post less so I can pass his post count

Granted, but they reconfigure the forum to hide post counts.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of the word "quit"

Granted but then the meaning is changed

I wish I new what 2 girls could do with a knife...

Granted, but you die watching as they drape your entrails over a Christmas tree.

 

I wish the evil monkey in my closet would stop pointing at me.

Granted, he has stopped pointing, but now he bites.

 

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake.

Granted...AHHH but spiked with arsenic....OHHHH...you die.

 

Wish I had a war to fight.

Granted, but the first time you are attacked you are ZI'ed.

 

Wish I didn't have to clean the house today.

Granted. Someone burned your house to the ground with your family in it but fortunately you survived.

 

I wish I have cat ears.

Granted, but they were ripped off the head of a neighborhood cat and now a PETA hitsquad is after you.

 

I wish is wasn't pouring.

granted now there is hail the size of baseballs

 

I wish there was something here to eat

Granted, but it is laced with rat poison.

 

I wish it was spring.

granted but the weather seems like winter

 

I wish it was easier to type one handed

Granted but you are stuck typing that way forever! hahahaha

 

I wish i had an Audi R8

granted you even get to drive it ... ok so you got to drive it for a whole 2 minutes before a semi hits you and destroys the car almost kills you the investigation finds it to be your fault and you are now used as an example throughout the state as how not to drive

 

I wish I could think of something interesting to wish for

granted but it's only interesting to you and no one else

 

i wish for pizza

Granted but it is covered in a layer of mold.

 

Corrupt this one:

 

I wish that CnG would die in a fire.

granted but it takes forever and in the process you have to reroll 5 times

 

i wish for a boat

granted you get on the S.S. Minnow and get stuck on Gilligan's Isle.

 

Stock, you corrupted the un-corruptible wish. Why would you do that?

because the game is corrupt a wish

 

i wish for everything

granted, and thus are crushed by the weight, please insert another quarter....

 

 

i wish for nothing

Granted, but you got this response.

 

I wish that IRON would win the next war.

granted, but you will have to reroll

 

i wish for muffins

granted but they are poisoned

 

I wish for my two front teeth

Granted, but you get hit in the mouth with a hockey puck a week after you get them.

 

I wish that my internet wasn't retarded.

Granted but your computer falls on your head and you are retarded

 

 

I wish I had joined the navy....