granted but once you bend it, it becomes mush

 

i wish for cookies

granted but they are ten yours old and would make you ill if you ate them

 

I wish for a coin

Granted, but it is a zimbabwe coin.

 

I wish for a better car.

granted you get a brand new Audi R8 but the first time you drive it you get pulled over and arrested for stealing the car

 

I wish for some coca-cola

granted but you can't remember how to open a bottle

 

wish for a pizza

granted but it's made of beans

 

i wish for less snow

granted you get 10 feet of baseball sized hail

 

I wish I had better luck finding a tech job

granted but it's a volunteer position

 

wish I didn't have to take this puppy out every 2 hours

granted but it poops on your floor

 

i wish for good music

granted but you can only here it in a bus station bathroom

 

wish for a new boss

granted but your knew boss makes your current boss seem like the greatest person to ever exist

 

I wish Zimbobwian money was worth roughly equal to a British pound

granted, but the GBP drops in value to make it happen

 

i wish for warmer weather

Granted. The sun crashes into earth.

 

I wish that the new forum skin didn't slow browsing.

granted, but you won't notice it until your cache is up to speed

SH did not post a wish

 

Wish SH would post a wish

Granted but it will happen later.

 

I wish for a wish.

granted but thats your wish used.

 

I wish for a crate of beer

Your crate of beer went to a Mongolian and you received his order of Kumis.

I wish for a predator drone.

Edited May 12, 201016 yr by Yggdrazil

you have your drone but it was programmed by microsoft so breaks down after you update it.

 

I wish for a million pounds.

granted a million pounds of guano.....oooooh

 

I wish that I had something better for dinner than a hot dog.

granted, but it costs your lifes forturne

 

i wish i could think of better characters

granted but you can think of nothing else

 

I wish I didn't have to do my laundry

granted but it dissappears

 

i wish common sense would return

granted but it is only brought about by the death of 83% of the human race

 

I wish school didn't cost so much

granted but your professors are monkeys

 

I wish JC would come back from vacation