Everyone in IRON changes affiliation to FE, except for you, leaving you to be all the government of IRON.

 

I wish for my nation to be invincible.

It becomes invincible sure. But then everyone becomes pissed off and leaves the game. Without nations and donations, the game becomes bankrupt and so does your nation.

 

I wish that I could fix youtube's problems.

Granted, but you can no longer go on youtube

 

I wish I didn't cough as much

Ok, but u cannot ever smoke and inject urself with crack anymore

 

I wish I had a boat.

granted but i has holes in it

 

I wish I had more sunflower seeds

Granted, as long as you buy them yourselves.

 

I wish one day is more than 24 hours.

Granted, but the world stops turning and there's no more gravity.

 

I wish it were March 2012 so that I would finally have my copy of mass effect 3. :awesomeiron:

Granted, though the US Marshalls stomp down your door and take all your electronics and hidden pr0n.

 

I wish that I was hilarious

Granted, although everyone in the world goes deaf and blind-therefore unable to hear or see you.

 

I wish I could fly...

Granted. I push you off the Golden Gate Bridge. You fly...for about five seconds.

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat.

Granted, but due to all the delicious fatty foods you eat you get clogged arteries.

 

I wish I could get away with the perfect murder.

Edited August 23, 201115 yr by Owney

Granted...you step on a spider and manage to execute the most perfect spider murder anyone has ever seen.

 

I wish I could visit Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Granted....But you fall into the chocolate river like Agustus Gloop.

I wish a millionaire would give me 1,000,000 dollars.

Granted, but they all have big red lips drawn on them.

 

I wish I had Battlefield 3.

Granted, but your game console overheats and burns out shortly after you put the disc in.

 

I wish a had a delicious roast beef sandwich.

Granted, but it gives you digestive problems.

 

I wish I had a big nation again.

Granted but with your army is too widespread and is invaded.

 

I wish I had a Boss of a computer.

Ok, the computer indeed becomes your boss. He works you to death.

 

I wish for wings to fly.

ok but they are mosquito wings

 

I wish i had a billion dollars

You didn't pay the IRS taxes! The goverment comes after you after you spent it and liquidated all you assets! You declare bankruptcy.

 

I wish I had one dollar (in addition to the money i already have and earn).

Edited September 27, 201115 yr by Werner Von Bruan

WHY DID THIS THREAD DIE? This is great.

 

Granted, but the dollar has anthrax on it.

 

I wish I had a superpower

Granted, you are Dr. BEES

 

I wish I had had an extra week of paid vacation.

Granted, but your toilet explodes and it will take a week, plus a week's salary to fix the bathroom.

 

I wish I had a piece of chocolate in front of me right now.

Granted, but your toilet explodes and it will take a week, plus a week's salary to fix the bathroom.

 

I wish I had a piece of chocolate in front of me right now.

 

Granted, but you're also turned into a dog.

 

I wish I had some ice cream in the fridge.

Granted, but your because your fridge died it is melted, warm, and rancid.

 

I wish I was getting a really nice Swedish massage.