granted, but you don't know how to arm it

 

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it becomes frankensteined to your neck.

 

I wish for a BMW.

granted you get Bacon Marshmallow Watermelon Sandwich

 

I wish to be organized

Granted but BCND does it for you

I wish for a pizza

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Granted, but you have to make it from scratch.

 

I wish for a fairy that can do all my work for me.

Granted, but it get run over by a truck.

 

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but then it turns out to be a fake one for display only.

 

I wish for a Star trek USS Enterprise ship (Nemesis style one).

granted but the self destruct countdown is stuck on and the ship will explode in 3 seconds

 

I wish my headphones didn't die

Granted but then you turn up the volume so loud with your headphones you go deaf

 

I wish I could Fap right now

GRanted, if you still had the blood, Dirty twilight fan!

 

 

I wish i had $2000 to see someone i hold dear to me. :awesomeiron:

Granted but then that person dies before you can see them

 

I wish Kaido liked Twilight

.... i dont even think i should adhere to the rules for that wish. It just aintgunna happen

 

 

I wish Keshav wasnt all knowledge of who was going to post next

Granted, but now you face the wrath of me being here =P

 

I wish for a waffle. of doom. to throw at people.

Granted, but there are no people other than yourself to throw it at.

 

I wish for war.

Granted, but now it must be a civil war.

 

I wish for more wishes.

granted, but the wishes are for your worst enemy.

 

I wish for a drink

Granted, but it's poisoned with a slow acting torture agent that will kill you.

 

I wish I was emperor of earth and ruled over many happy and numerous human citizens for a thousand years of immortality and vitality.

granted. Except you yourself are unhappy with everything.

 

I wish for TOASTIES! :awesomeiron:

(Assuming you mean toast) Granted, but the toast burns and you are forced to eat coal.

 

I wish for no more school.

Granted, because you've been grievously injured and are no longer capable of going to school.

 

I wish for it to stop raining.

Granted. but then it starts to hail!

 

I wish for IRON to become its former glorious strength!

Granted, but you're the only ones in the game

 

I wish for a shirt.

Granted. but its on fire!

 

I wish for a gold bar

Granted, but it's melted.

 

I wish for music

Granted. But it sounds F-ugly

 

 

I wish for candy