Granted, but I leave IRON.

 

I wish your feelings weren't so easily hurt.

Granted, instead your feelings are hurt

 

 

I wish I had a dog

Granted, it dies within hours of getting it.

 

I wish I had a ferret

Granted.  It dies within seconds of you getting it

 

I wish I could visit my brother

Granted, the visit takes place at his funeral.

 

I wish cunt was a more widely accepted word.

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak

 

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fly too high and die of suffacation

 

I wish Seabee wasn't a douche.

Granted, instead he is an ass hole

 

I wish Rhizo would join the IA

Granted, but he only voted for himself for everything.

 

I wish I had tempura to fry shrimp.

 

 

Granted, but he only voted for himself for everything.

 

wouldnt shock me

 

Granted, but I have no clue what that is so I actually give you a stick

 

 

I wish I could go camping 

Granted, but you can't start a fire and freeze to death.

 

I wish I had more wine.

granted but you cant drink it because you are deathly allergic 

 

I wish Samus was an American

Granted, but then he would never get on, and the forums would slowly fade into non-existence

 

I wish Brewers would stop pretending to not be R2V 

Granted, he stops pretending because he never was him

 

I wish Medved would give me free shit from best buy

Granted, but it's all returned merchandise that doesn't work.

 

I wish Olaf wasnt so darn cute.

Granted, He becomes Count Olaf

 

 

I wish my co worker Joseph got fired

Granted, but so do you.

 

I wish waffles didn't exist.

granted, but then you become a twatwaffle

 

 

I wish CN wasnt blocked on my work computer

Granted, but then the forums would be blocked

 

I wish that Nadarr didn't hate on waffles

Granted, she hates you instead

 

I wish I had a shorter drive home

Granted, but every time you go home you would get a nail in your tire

 

I wish that Nadarr didn't hate me

Granted, she never did and has always hated brewers.

 

I wish brewers would leave.

Granted but then he comes back in the morning

 

I wish I didn't run out of pre workout

Granted, pre-workout no longer exists.

 

I wish for more sleep.

Granted, but you are even more tired now

 

I wish I could think of something to get my mom for chirstmas