Granted you have the Federal Reserves balance sheet....Unfortunatly it falls on you and crushes you to death.

 

I wish I were invisable.

Granted but invisible only to yourself.

 

I wish I could be chosen in the NFL draft.

Granted but get injured and are out of the league

 

i wish i had ultimate skillz

granted you have ultimate poop collection skillz

 

I wish I had more assets

Granted, they are all toxic ones

 

I wish i was the king of Arabia

Granted, but five minutes later you get killed for the throne.

 

I wish to have a number 2 pencil.

granted but there its only lead

 

I wish I had a really good pen

Granted but unknown to you its James Bond's that explodes when you click it.

 

I wish I FF7 be remade on PS3

granted but it does not work

 

I wish teh Yankees would win tonight

granted but only because every batter is walked cause the pitcher has extremely bad aim

I wish I knew everything

granted you die

 

I wish for a easy day tomorrow

granted but you were too tired to do anything

 

I wish for something fun to do

granted but it was too fun so you can no longer experience it for the rest of your life

 

I wish there were no bad days in my life

Granted but that was because your life ended

 

I wish for all the money in the world

granted but since no one uses money anymore its useless

 

I wish for a good nights sleep

granted but just as you wake up from your perfect night sleep you are murdered

I wish I was a championship UFC fighter

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Granted you win the title but due to head injuries, you have an IQ of 23

 

I wish I had a big house with a pool.

Granted but you never specified what the pool should be filled with...

I wish you were dead

Granted. But

ok no wish... so

 

I wish Kazicore would remember her wish

Granded, but you had to die instead of Kazicore .

 

I wish I had telekinetic superpowers.

Granted, but your brain overheats and melts.

 

I wish i coul lift 150 Kg

Granted, you an lift it but you can't put it down...ever.

 

I wish I could have x-ray vision.

granted but it only seems to work on guys and ugly chicks.

 

I wish that santa was real.

granted but santa said you were bad this year, so you get 5 years worth of coal

 

I wish for less cheaters/hackers in CoD4