granted but no one plays

 

I wish I was in school

granted but you are insane.

 

I wish I was a CO.

granted but you are demoted back to MS for abuse of power

 

I wish I was in the mili

Granted, you´re expelled.

 

I wish i was a movie producer.

granted but your movies suck

 

I wish I slept better

Granted but you snore so loud no one can stand you.

 

I wish I could play drums

Granted, but you suck so much that people can't even tell your playing the drums

 

I wish work would go by faster

granted but you are there for more time

 

I wish I had more money

granted here have a penny

i wish the sky would fall

Granted, the sky falls on your head.

 

I wish I had a ribeye steak right now.

Granted but it's not cow it's ribeye of hamster .

 

I wish I could write a novel.

Granted, it sucks and you get into the "100 worst bs written."

 

I wish i could fly

granted - but you have a talent of flying into jet engines!

 

I wish i had super hearing

granted but you now cant sleep with all the noise

 

I wish I was younger

Granted ....but you are stranded on the artillary range .

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of Jelly Belly jelly beans.

granted your lifetime is one second though

 

I wish for more snacks

Granted, but the jelly beans are rotten.

 

I wish for a structure fire call.

Granted, but you are in coma

 

I wish my friends could go on vacations with me.

Granted, but the boat sinks

 

I wish i could be council for a day

Granted but it is a vacation to Muncie, Indiana.

 

I wish I could get to see the meteor shower tonight.

Granted, but one of the meteor's kill you.

 

I wish that I never had to work again.

Granted, you are poor.........

 

I wish tomorrow´s weather is fine.

granted, the weather will be fine, but there will be 300 hurricanes the days after

i wish for world peace

granted but you live on a world by yourself

 

I wish for some music to listen to

Granted but you became deaf.

 

I wish the next guy won't say or type anything