Granted, but I have speech to text.

 

I wish I had an endless supply of honey tea.

Granted, but you have no water to mix the tea with.

 

I wish I could go to the beach

granted but you die of sun poisoning there

 

i wish I could explore the cities of the world

Granted but you catch every disease known to man while traveling through the scum of the world.

 

I wish that I didn't have to work at 6am tomorrow.

granted, you get a call, ur fired

i wish i had a sexy female model for a girlfriend

granted but shes used to be a dude

 

I wish there were no misquotes

Granted but you've become terribly lysdexic.

 

I wish I have a really hot female professor this year.

granted but you get expelled

i wish i had a samich

granted it is moldy though

 

I wish for more food

Granted. You´re now so fat you cannot even get out of bed.

 

I wish my girlfriend wouldn´t critize so much about almost everything

granted, she is now mute

i wish i had some juice

granted but its prune juice.

 

I wish that tomorrow is not as awful a day as today.

granted, its not as awful as today, its even more awful

i wish i was a kid again

granted but your parents beat you

 

I wish I made no mistakes

granted, you never existed

i wish for 2 wishes

granted but neither get fulfilled

 

I wish I was more tired

Granted.But you have to work for 7 straight hours.

 

I wish i had some pizza now.

granted but it took 2hrs to get to you

 

I wish to be in a trade circle

Granted, but every one has the same resources.

 

I wish to have a Mustang.

granted you have a wild mustang

 

I wish I a sports car

Granted you fail English .

 

I wish the weekend was 4 days long.

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Granted but the week is now 10 days

 

I wish I was with my dream girl

Granted but she gets a hole in her and deflates.

 

I wish I were young again.

Granted, you were just born in China and you were a girl...

 

I wish my apartment for college is nice

granted but it takes you 5hrs to get to and from college

 

I wish for a book to read