This is simple: 1st person makes a wish, next person grants but corrupts the wish, then makes a new wish.

 

Example:

 

1st person - I wish I had 1 million dollars

 

Next person - Granted, but the stock market crashes and makes your money worthless.

 

[New Wish]

 

 

I'll start.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

granted, all you get is static and random gibberish that is people attempting mind control

 

I wish it was easier to find a job in the tech field

granted, but all the jobs are taken before you can apply

 

i wish for a fish

granted one mildly ill dying and very bad to eat fish, and a Phish CD

 

I wish the band Phish would have picked a different name when they formed

granted, but they call themselves "Whale"

I see no wish

 

I wish SH had a wish so the thread would be correct

granted, but SH sill forget to wish again in the future

 

i wish i didn't forget to wish in my last post in this thread

granted but you forget your Social Security number instead

 

I wish I could take a nap

granted but the world ends while you are sleeping.

 

I wish the people would use common sense more.

granted, but now you are the dumb one

 

i wish for a new gun

granted its a squirt gun

 

I wish I had a better car

granted but it has no gas

 

i wish for a new phone

granted but you can't get any cell company to give you coverage

 

I wish for a longer lasting tech job

granted, but now you work for minimum wage with no benefits.

 

I wish I understood physics better.

granted but at the cost of forgetting everything including your name except breathing

 

i wish tomorrow would be 2 Celsius hotter.

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granted but the next day is 10 kelvin colder

 

I wish for a better phone

granted but it's a crappy razor

 

i wish for less snow

granted you get golf ball sized hail

 

I wish for a copy of Final Fantasy 13

 

and SH is the new crappy razor better than my current crappy razor

Granted, but you are not allowed to use it.

 

I wish for straight A's this semester.

granted but your B's will be gay

 

i wish for a laptop

granted but it weighs roughly 50 Lb and the battery lasts 5 minutes

 

 

I wish the weather would make sense (its currently pouring down rain and very bright)

Granted, it's pouring down rain and it's polar night!

 

I wish for some good music.

granted you get to listen to the greatest songs you have ever heard but you cannot remember the name of the song or the artist and all music is horrid in comparison ruining music for you for the rest of your life

 

I wish that I get the job I applied for

granted but the pay sucks

 

i wish for a fish

granted you get a phish CD

 

I wish I had flexable epaper

granted but once you bend it, it becomes mush

 

i wish for cookies