granted but he only comes back for half a day

 

I wish my laptop battery lasted longer

granted, but it fails a week later and you have to buy a new one

I wish SH would remember to have a wish cause I want to grant it

granted, but he only remembers for this one post

 

i wish for a cookie

granted but its moldy

 

I wish I had more than 3 days to find my down payment for the apartment I'm moving into

granted, but the down payment went up

 

I wish I had a telephoto lens for my camera

granted, but you can't adjust the aperture

 

i wish for a box

granted its a box of old Wall Street Journals

 

 

Wish I had a fenced in yard for my puppy

 

 

 

 

granted, but the fence is made of paper

 

i wish for marshmallows

granted they are stale

 

I wish for a switzerland FIFA world cup championship

granted Switzerland win the world cup in the FIFA world cup game but losses horribly in real life

 

I wish tuition wasn't going up

granted, but taxes skyrocket

 

i wish for a football

granted but someone stole it

 

i wish for an aeroplane

granted, but it crashes.

 

I wish I had moar posts

granted, but they are still less then mine

 

i wish to be able to eat junkfood with out getting fat

Granted, but you end up getting scurvy and die

 

I wish I had some food

Granted, but you're so hungry you gorge yourself, become bloated and asphyxiated, and quickly die.

 

I want a free CD.

Granted, but it is a cd full of Miley Cyrus's crap ?music?

 

I wish I could transform into a wolf

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granted, but it's a puppy wolf

 

i wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts

Granted, but the insides are full of acid and mercury, and the outsides are full of microscopic razors.

 

I want a newer, better computer.

Granted. Of course, the OS is direct machine language..

 

Me, I wish I had less stress on the job.

Great, you are fired.

 

I wish for a rocket!

Granted but its about to crash

 

I wish i had a beer

Granted, but someone put cyanide in it.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, but it runs away

 

i wish I had a RL nuke