Granted but then you choke and die.

 

I wish I could spam more

but the forums are down!

 

 

Hah. I wish for a better computer

Granted but you go broke buying it

 

I wish Bill Gates would give up trying to copy APPLE

Granted, but it's because Microsoft buys Apple. Not like they're different anyway.

 

I wish for the internet to not suck when I try and play Black Ops.

Granted, you get a speedy and clear internet but your game gets corrupted forever!

 

I wish for a Klondike bar!

Granted. But you die afterwards

 

 

I wish for a Plane!

Granted, but its just a airframe of a plane.

 

I wish for a space shuttle.

Granted, but NORAD shoots you down as soon as you launch.

 

I wish for no more school.

granted enjoy your future job in fast food, you have now been expelled from all schools world over

 

I wish it was the weekend

Granted. but you get run over by a bus and spend it in hospital!

 

I wish for a better sound system. My 5.1 isnt cutting it anymore.

Granted, but you're deaf.

 

I wish I could read and translate Homeric Greek fluently.

Granted. but you cant speak/understand anything else!

 

I wish everyone is going to have a Happy christmas time! :awesomeiron:

Granted, but Santa dies satisfying the sheer gluttony. Last. Christmas. EVER.

 

I wish the moon would slam into the Earth.

Granted, but now you must re-inact Legand of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

 

I wish I could speak french.

Granted. Now you ARE French. poor bastard.

 

I wish for a plague upon the Houses of Congress.

Granted, Nuff Said xD.

 

Had to not corrupt that one xD.

 

I wish for all the nuclear weapon codes in the world!

Granted. But nobody tells you which are the current ones. (because they DO change them )

 

 

I wish for a Deep pan Pepperoni Pizza with extra cheese. :awesomeiron: :awesomeiron:

Granted, but the cheese is moldy. :cheese:

 

I wish the citizens of my nation didn't hate me so much.

Edited December 7, 201015 yr by Yahna

Granted. Now they hate you with venom in their hearts.

 

 

 

I wish for Whirled Peas.

Granted. but i dont even know what they are! so nerr.

 

 

I wish for the word muff cabbage to be struck from any language.

Granted. It has hereby been striken from Swahili.

 

 

I wish muff cabbage upon my enemies!

Granted. Your enemies now have an excess supply of muff cabbage to use against you.

 

I wish I had a case of beer!

Granted. But its american beer. Bahahaha

 

I wish for uhm........... a shiny new poker table.

Granted, but it's missing 3 of its legs.

 

I wish to become the next IRON Chef.

 

Haha... puns.

Edited December 8, 201015 yr by Yahna

Granted. You're Encased in IRON and left to die, with the words " Chef" At your feet.

 

I wish I wasnt so lazy. I'm hungry