Granted, she hates it.

 

I wish work training didn't assume people are stupid.

granted, instead it is so complex it makes your head hurt

 

 

I wish one of my mangers was not such a cunt 

Granted, instead all the managers but him are cunts.

 

I wish christmas wasn't such a big deal.

Granted, its now the biggest deal ever

 

 

I wish I didnt have the chills

Granted, but your internal body temperature never drops below 105 degrees Celsius

 

I wish I had time to catch up on all my shows.

Granted but they all go the route of Dexter after season 4

 

 

I wish my work's water fountain didnt break

Granted, the water is now on par with the quality of Flint, Michigan

 

I wish I had Christmas Eve off for my husband's birthday.

Granted, but he is kidnaped the night before christmas eve

 

 

I wish I had off tomorrow

Granted, you die tonight

 

I wish I could have a dog

granted but it eats you Ramsy Bolton style

 

I wish for world peace

Granted, the world goes into an ice age.

 

I wish I knew how to play the drums.

granted but the drums eat you

 

I wish I could punch joseph in his face and not get in any trouble 

granted, but then joseph kills you

 

I wish I didnt have to get up early tomorrow.

Granted, but you immediately die. 

 

I wish I could be able to listen to music at any time without anyone knowing. 

Granted but it causes you to go insane so you kill yourself

 

I wish it was June

Granted, but after one day it skips back to December.

 

I wish coffee never got cold.

Granted but coffee is disgusting and you never drink it again

 

I wish chicken tenders were healthy

Granted, but every time you eat one you get food poisoning.

 

I wish my snake babies would grow.

Granted, they grow so big and constrict and eat you

 

I wish I did not have to work today

Granted, but you never work again and become homeless.

 

I wish we would go to war so I could fight caustic.

granted, but he rolls you

 

I wish I wasnt single 

Granted, but she dumps you the day after you start dating.

 

I wish it was warmer in Texas.

lol true story

 

Granted but its 666 degrees out 

 

I wish I was a billionaire 

Granted, but you lose all of it on your first round of gambling.

 

I wish I hadn't already messed up my TE nation.

Granted, you use multis to fix the issue and get banned

 

I wish that I could play blackjack right now